I'm under the weather . So below par .

After spraining my right thumb .. Now i'm SICK .

And i hafta work tomoro . Like uuuurgh .

Oh well . I am so in need of money . Every cent matters .

And . i am also in need to love and be loved !!! Fuck it ..

Let me share with ya'll something i wanna share ... Enjoys !!!!!

Ziploc bags are male because they hold everything in butyou can see right through them .
Photocopiers are females because once turned off, it takes forever to warm them up again .
A car tyre is male bacuase it goes bald and is often over-inflated .
Sponges are female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water .
A web page is female because it's always getting hit on .
The MRT is male because it uses the same old line to pick people up.
Tornadoes are female because they howl like mad when they come and take the house when they leave .
Floor tiles are females because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come .
Beer bottles are male because they're empty from neck up .
Police cars are female because they make a lot of noise to let you know they're coming .

M&Ms are females because they come in assorted colours but they all taste the same .

A balloon is male. One quick stab and it's all over.